Do you like Jesus? Do you like music? Well, have the good folks over at Sound and Spirit (a subsidiary of BMG Music Service) got just the thing for you: Jesus Music! And if you act now, these desperate entrepreneurs will send you 12 CDs for the price of 1. And just like Church, there's no commitment required. I'm guessing Christian music isn't all that good if they can sell 12 CDs for... Jesus Christ! They want $20 for a CD??!?! Mary Mother of God! With a little internet savvy, you can just download them for free. What the hell are these fools thinking? Tell you what: I've got a spindle of a 100 CDs that I paid $0 for (I stole it). Save yourself some money and send me $5 and a list of Christian songs you want and I'll do you a favor and send you a CD I make that doesn't suck.
Huh?
Well, yeah I just downloaded them from an unlicensed site. What do you think I'm payin' all that money for a damn song??!? No. No, dammit! It's fine. Give me your money and take this. Quick! Before anyone looks this way! Good. There we go. No it's fine. Trust me. It's definitely WJWD.*
*What Jesus Would Do (Seriously, you couldn't figure that out? COME ON!)
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2 comments:
ill give you a burrito if you make me a cd
scratch that. if u give me a burrito maybe ill consider listening to your crapass "music"
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